OKCupid Facepalm

Beautiful Princess.
You are a beautiful woman. Your eyes are the most beautiful in the world. Your smile is sweet. Your face is a princess.I would like to see your hair blowing in the wind. Walking along the beach. Taken from my hand. Looking for a princess like you. Someone to give all my love and respect. I am a person I can laugh all day of things past. Life is too short and life is good or changed. Fast Pass for adults. We age difference. But inside I have 35 and I behave as such. I have two motorcicles for this time of year and spring. In summer, the cruise and also use the speedboat. I take 4 days off per week. I’m my own boss. Tell me about your past. Tell me what you want in the future. I have 2 children (-13 15) teen but prefer the home of friends or xbox. Tell you that you spend time on weekends. I send you roses from my heart.

hewy ii lyke ur face 

then later, the same person sent this IM:

i cant tell if ur hott

Suck it suck it hard

Hi! Would you like to chat with my husband and I? Then we can have dinner sometime?

Your lovers must be so handsome.  
I like that. A lot. *blush*  

wanna go half on a baby?

Date?

I really like your profile. Since you like a good drink and are up to new things on friday nights. How about doing something totally different in a new place with a brazilian person? LOL
This could be your new next adventure.
BTW. My dream is to have an Asian girlfriend. Lol.

may i defenestrate your hole? do you live alone?

Ah, it’s late. Just wanted to say hi and drop a line. And marry you.